Prominent hacks included Governor Deval Hacktrick, Hackton Mayor Hackas Menino, State House of Representatives Speaker Bob DeHacko, and State Senate President Theresa Hackay. The annual hackfest featured music, tributes, and barbs combining humor with political commentary. Governor Hacktrick's song blamed prior governors for proposed tax increases. Congressman Hacken Lynch hinted discomfort with federal deficit spending. All seemed in good spirits, considering taxpayers fund their salaries, pensions, free cars, and other perks.
An anonymous hack commented to our reporter, "I am grateful to be a hack in Hackachusetts. Imagine - the hackerment cries "economic crisis" but not a soul questions if we mean a government or private sector crisis. We mention "unemployment", "family bills", and "slow job growth." We respond with taxes that save our salaries, pensions, and perks. I'm really glad no one calls us on it. I mean, I hope taxpayers find their way through this mess but we must take care of ourselves, friends, and families first."
New Jersey is not far behind!
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