"Sister of Hackenstein" Opens to Rave Reviews

17 March 2009 (Hackton, HA) - "The Sister of Hackentsein" opened to rave reviews this week. The hackumentary features Carol Hackuisi, Hacksportation chief James Hackuisi's sister. The hackerment miraculously hires Carol to an unnamed, unnecessary, arguably nonexistent job fetching $60,000/year plus hackefits. With DNA as her sole qualification, she becomes the Sister of Hackentein, ravaging taxpayers to support her employment, hackefits, and lifestyle. As one anonymous hack commented, "This story sends an important message: her job is more important than leaving money for people to spend on their children and bills. Everyone should see it." Another unnamed hack exclaimed, "It's hackelous!  Great performances by Hackenstein and his sister. In a time when people are worried about their bills, the film portrays hacks heroically acting in their own self-interest."

The film will be playing indefinitely at the Hackachusetts State House and all government buildings.

Rating: S for Sickening